Free Wedding Toasts - For Use at Wedding Receptions
Free wedding toasts can be downloaded from the Internet and make it easier to overcome the nerves that usually go with having to talk at a wedding reception. Many people don't like to talk in public. They worry that they will sound silly, lame or that their jokes will fall flat. Using a pre-prepared wedding toast takes the stress and hassle of having to find something clever and funny to say.
Let's face it, weddings are hard work. The last thing you need is to have to get all hot under the collar trying to decide what to say at the reception. Many people choose to download free wedding toasts from Web sites to guide them. There are speeches available for all the toasts, including the bridegroom's father, best man, matron of honor and groom.
The best man's speech is often the highlight of the wedding reception. It is usually lighthearted and humorous. Here are some free wedding toasts that you can use to transform you into the life and soul of the party:
Free Wedding Toasts:
* The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it. - One of the best free wedding toasts and great for an opener.
* Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw in his job and go to work in the brewery - George Nathan
* Here's to the groom, a man who keeps his head though he loses his heart.
* I had to make sure that (grooms name) day went according to plan, so I took it upon myself to check (grooms name) post. I need to tell (grooms name) that the carpet people cannot supply your carpet this weekend, but you will get your underfelt tonight! Free wedding toasts often make fun of the groom!
* What can you say about a man who came from humble beginnings and is now quickly rising to the very top of his profession based solely on intelligence, grit and the willpower to push on where others might fail? A man who is beginning to distinguish himself amongst his peers and where none can say a bad word against him? Well, that's enough about the best man. I'm here to talk about _____. One of the nicest free wedding toasts designed to have everybody laughing!
* I can honestly say that in all the years I've known him, no one has ever questioned _____'s intelligence. In fact, I've never heard anyone even mention it. - Free wedding toasts that are a little shocking, like this one are very effective at relaxing guests.
* _____'s very classy. When we had an evening of music and drink in his house recently, I asked whether he had any Rachmaninoff. Gary replied he didn't have any vodka, only beer. Free wedding toasts often paint the groom in a bad light.
* I tell the people that on a night of recent revelry I asked the groom what he wanted to get from his marrage. He said "Well, I want to be a model husband. I want to be a model citizen.
* And I want to be a model lover!" Being a naive chap I looked up "model" in the dictionary. It said "A small miniature replica of the real thing!"
* To ____ and _______, may all their ups and downs be between the sheets.
* Here's to _____ a helluva pal, every girls guy and every guys gal.
* He's a prince, he's a topper, he's the King of the dance.
And he frightens the horses when he takes down his pants. - Free wedding toasts can really be fun!
Free Wedding Toasts -Quotes
* It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can - George Bernard Shaw
* Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments - Shakespeare
* His designs were strictly honourable, as the saying is; that is, to rob a lady of her fortune by way of marriage - Henry Fielding - Nice example of free wedding toasts that will have everyone laughing!
* A happy bridesmaid makes a happy bride - Tennyson
* There was an old party of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time/
When asked "Why the third?"
'He replied "One's absurd/
And bigamy, sir, is a crime!" - Cosmo Monkhouse (19c.). Free wedding toasts can also be limericks!
* It seemed to me pretty plain, that they had more of love than matrimony in them - Oliver Goldsmith (18c.)
For another excellent source of information about wedding toasts, you can also check out the wedding page at Wikipedia page. It has some good information about wedding toasts.
